1. Bad Thingsunemploymentshopping at Wal-Martfacebooknot calling my parents often enoughmy lack of knowledge of power tools and home repairnot exercising often enoughHezbollah, the government of Iran, and extremism of any sortcoca-colaarguments with my wifeinsomniathose gusty winds during North Dakota wintersdid I mention facebook?bottled salad dressing(is it really so hard to make your own?)1.5 Recipe for Salad Dressingthis one is good if you have a salad for fourscale appropriately1 teaspoon salt2 tablespoons vinegar(I don't care what anyone says, vinegar is vinegar,don't bother buying expensive vinegarthe stuff in the gallon bottle is just fine)5 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil(as long as it's extra virgin, again, doesn't matter if it's the cheapest brand,trust me)put in a jar with a lid,or, better yet,a martini shaker ($5 at Target -- don't even think of looking at Wal-Mart)shakepour over the saladtosseat2. Bad and Baseballbad sounds like bat the way some people say ityou use a bat to play baseballI'm looking forward to baseball season this summerhopefully, I'll get to see three or four Redhawks games this summerI like to get seats behind home plate in the farthest rowthere I can see the infield quite well, but I'm in the shadeIt's more fun, at least for me, if you keep score while watchingEach batter gets a markFor example, 1B for a single, K for a strikeout,6-3 with a one in a circle means the guy hit it to the shortstop who threw it to first for the first our of the inninga completed scorecard makes a nice souvenier
I believe with every iotaOf life in my cellsThat being badIs too easy--And that is whyI also believeIt's so difficult to be.