Reverse - by Rand

Why don't we try
starting with the
sudden breakup
then ease into
long stretches of
uncomfortable silence
and follow that up
with months of
acrimonious arguments
before we begin to
notice little things
about each other
that drive us both
crazy

That way we can move
on to comfortable
cohabitation and then
learn everything we
can about each other
before finally settling
into many years of
new relationship
sex